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PostSubject: Tawang Pinoy   Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:01 pm

SIGAW

Sigaw ni Marcos: "Mabuhay ang Pilipino"
Sigaw ni Cory: "Laban, Pilipino"
Sigaw ni Ramos: "Sulong, Pilipino"
Sigaw ni Erap: "Casino Pilipino"
Juan and tatay
JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.

TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!

JUAN: Paano?

TATAY: KANG GUD!

SA RESTORAN...

CUSTOMER: Waitress! Ano ba 'tong binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas 'to ah!

WAITRESS: Kung yan ay lasang gas, Kape yan! Ang tsaa kasi lasang pintura!

Asia's best
PILITA CORRALES - Asia 's Queen of Song.

LANI MISALUCHA - Asia 's Nightingale.

REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia 's Song Bird.

GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO - "Mole of Asia"

flight to San Francisco
ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?

OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir..

ERAP: Really? Thank you..

Homeless
INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless?

ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema.

INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun?

ERAP: ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address.
Tatay to anak
TATAY:
Bagsak ka na nman! Ba't di mo gayahin si Pedro?
Palaging may honor.

ANAK:
Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.

TATAY:
Bakit naman?

ANAK:
Matalino tatay nun!

half - half
ENRIQUE ZOBEL: half Filipino half Spanish.

HENRY SY: half Filipino half Chinese.

JUAN FLAVIER: half Filipino half Igorot.

RAUL ROCO: half Hawaiian half Polo.

JOHN OSMENA: half Filipino half Filipina.

MIKE ARROYO: half Filipino half Pork.

GMA: half...

Things you only find in The Philippines
ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES :

1. Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad.

2. Rats are normal house pets.

3. Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas of life.

4. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment!

American to tagalog
AMERICAN ENGLISH:
Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!

IN TAGALOG:
kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!

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