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PostSubject: Erap Jokes   Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:25 pm

BRIDGE
Nagpunta si Erap sa England at nag-meet sila ng prime minister.
Habang kumakain, nagtanong ang prime minister.
"Is San Juanico Bridge the longest bridge in the Philippines ?"
"Yes," mabilis na sagot ni Erap saka biglang nag-isip ng maitatanong
din, "Ah... Is London Bridge falling down?"

ANONG GATAS?
"Ang gatas ko noong baby ako, Lactum," kuwento ni Marcos sa ibang
presidente.
"Ah ako, Enfalac, 'yun ang mahal, eh," sagot ni Cory.
"Ako, Lactogen, kaya ganito ako katalino," sabi ni Ramos.
"Ikaw, Erap, ano ang iniinom mo noon?" tanong ng tatlo.
"Ano yata Lactacyd."

ALLEGATIONS
In a cabinet meeting ERAP (galit na galit) :
THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF ALLEGATIONS THESE DAYS AND
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE "ALLIGATORS' ARE.


SAVE
FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of
a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance
to call upon the forces of nature to save them. The executioner
starts the countdown: "10, 9, 8,....".
FVR shouts, "Flood!". In a sudden, a big wave came. FVR was able
to escape because of the commotion.
It's Cory's turn. She shouts: "Earthquake!". The people watching
the execution panicked. She was able to escape.
Erap was wondering what calamity to call. The executioner started
counting again: "10, 9, 8, 7....". Erap had a mental block. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."
Erap shouted: "Fire!".


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hahaha kawawa naman si erap...

lol

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PostSubject: Re: Erap Jokes   Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:50 pm

jkarlo88 wrote:

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hahaha kawawa naman si erap...

lol

Arrow uyt. . .

tabi nyo ki erap amuh nah gd nah kabubu bah. . .

mi mas bubu pah nah bala cya. .

hahah! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Erap Jokes   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:17 pm

cn o pa mas bubu kay erap aw?...



isa isaha b.....


lol.....

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Erap Jokes   Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:12 pm

jkarlo88 wrote:
cn o pa mas bubu kay erap aw?...



isa isaha b.....


lol.....

lol!

Arrow secret!!

lol! lol! lol!

ma-urt nah xah karon. . .

lol!

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